Mar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 13 August 2022

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"Donald Trump, you are a disgrace!"

The person of interest, man or woman, who blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s collection of TOP Secret, Classified, Nuclear Codes, and President Macron, hidden in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago basement, next to the trunk filled with blank Trump University diplomas and a drum of used car oil, is undergoing plastic surgery.

He or she has also taken a substantial pay increase, plus a bonus, and will settle in New Zealand herding a flock of sheep. Or it might be Iceland, herding reindeer.

There is also a rumor that it was Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner. No plastic surgery is required there. It seems Jarred and Trump had a massive blowout recently, but the Attorney General’s office has been after the rest of Trump’s gold-mine cachet before their blowout.

It wasn’t Melania. She is always Be Best. Or, I really don't care, do you?

It had to be a Secret Service agent assigned to protect Trump. Did Trump already sell some top secrets to pay for lawyer’s fees? Maybe one of those heads of state blew the whistle on Trump. Why would they do such a thing? Perhaps they wanted to out Trump, Trump?

Is it possible Trump was selling Top Secrets before he left office? Maybe the stuff in the basement was left-over rejects like the Trump University diplomas. He was very palsy-walsy with Putin.

Finally, the search and recovery of the stolen collection of TOP Secret, Classified, Nuclear Codes, and President Macron documents squashes any chance of Trump receiving a Nobel Peace Prize.

What he may receive instead is 4 to 20.

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