Lance Bottomly Talks of Male Orgasms in the Movies - 'Body Heat' - The Ultimate Orgasm

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Saturday, 13 August 2022

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This is Lance Bottomley of Hollywood! Just had a facial, a body wrap and am relaxing on my patio with little hash Gummy bears and Gin Tonics.

And I Finally got an idea for a podcast. Have to make a living, you know!

I was watching on of those 'Fatal Attraction' movies the other night, the One called 'Body Heat' - one of the ultimate destructive mad Love Affair movies - (for a guy).

I couldn't understand why he kept going back when he saw the danger signs. Then it struck me - he had met the women who gave him the ultimate, intense orgasm - (that men are always searching for) - and that this was her hold on him.

What happens in Life - you have a girlfriend and after fun - she thinks 'well, glad that is over with - Just Joe having his average orgasm'.

She couldn't be more wrong. An orgasm with porno is one level of intensity. An orgasm with a woman is another level. And with certain women there are very powerful whole - body orgasms - these usually lead to marriage. Then there are the occasional orgasms on the Side - good, bad and indifferent, depending on the lady.

Anyway, back to the film - the poor guy, finds the woman who gives him intense whole - body orgasms and she - like a black widow spider leads him to destruction - knowing her power over him.

So, the whole movie is based on a guy finding the ultimate Orgasm and being totally ruined by it. At the end, him rotting in jail for killing her husband - - her suddenly a rich widow - and living the good life in Tahiti.

(Till she meets her next victim.)

So, look out Guys!

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