Ann Coulter Says That For All of The Illegal Shit That Trump Pulled He Deserves To Go To The Electric Chair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 August 2022

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"Damn, Coulter looks more like Trigger than Trigger did." -VP KAMALA HARRIS

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ann Coulter who is a conservative media political pundit told GOP Gushings News Magazine that for all of the illegal, riot inciting, unAmerican activities that "Lard Belly" Trump has pulled he should be sent to prison and given the electric chair.

Coulter told GOP Gushings reporter Jimbo Zoopy that Trump is no fucking better than Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, or his political idol Adolf Hitler.

Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter said that she first began to hate the Trumpturd, when he told Sean Hannity that he would rather grab the pussy of a cantankerous porcupine than to grab the 60-year-old Republican pussy of Ann Coulter. ■

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