Two Priests Agree To Perform An Exorcism on Donald J. Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 December 2021

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Trump says that at least four times a day he has flashbacks to when Stormy Daniels was spanking his bare ass.

BOSTON – (Satire News) – It is no secret that just about every Catholic in America hates the asshole who resided in the White House for 4 very, very, very long years!

The golf-addicted, pussy-grabbing loser was called everything from the Orange Blob, to the Predatorial Predator, to Mr. Nazi Pants, to the Racist Pied Piper of The Potomac.

Quinnipinni took a poll three months before Melania’s soon-to-be-ex-husband got his lying ass kicked by Joe “The Man” Biden in the 2020 presidential election.

And the poll clearly showed that 79% of the American voters were not going to vote for the Trumptard.

The poll further revealed that the Catholic community was totally against DJT by a whopping 99.2%.

As Father Zackariah of Boston’s St. Betty Church clearly stated, the bigoted bitch really offended me and millions of Catholics when he made those horrible comments about bingo cards, collection plates, nun's habits, and church wine.

Father Zackariah and Father Chang, have both volunteered to take the friggin’ hate-monger and exorcise the damn devil out of his 331 pound extremely fat-ass body.

Meanwhile, Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle is reporting that the United Nuns Union of America (UNUA) has advised the two priests to not even bother with the piece-of-shit asshole, because helping him would be like petting a skunk; it’s a big waste of time and you’re going to get the horrible smell all over you. ■

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