SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Leland “Tex” Prattwater, owner of the sprawling 273,000 acre La Chupacabra Ranch, located outside of San Antonio is going to help the food ravaged country of Iceland.
BuzzFuzz writer Sonora Cahoots stated that Prattwater heard about Iceland’s food shortage and he has decided to donate 800 of his longhorn cattle to the country.
Prattwater, who is a multi-billionaire will even pay to have the longhorn cattle shipped to Iceland on dozens of C-5A cargo planes.
Miss Cahoots commented that the Texas billionaire's in-laws live in Iceland so he has a soft spot in his heart for that snow-covered country.
Cahoots noted that he will also be sending 2,000 cases of Ranch Style Beans, 1,000 packages of Tia Maria Flour Tortillas, 900 individually-wrapped Hercules Brand Condoms, and 715 cases of Lone Star Beer.
Meanwhile, the people of Iceland are so happy and so appreciative of the Texan's generous gesture, that they are going to change the name of Reykjavikurfluvollur Airport To The Leland “Tex” Prattwater Airport.
