Supreme Court To Hear Pandemic Oral Arguments Next Year

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 23 December 2021

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The emergency of now.

Guys, we are in the middle of a pandemic. People are dying. Hospitals will soon be filled. And the Supreme Court, ho, hum, scratch, scratch, schedules oral arguments to hear about Biden's vaccine mandate for next year in 2022.

Like Sinatra used to sing, Let's take it nice and easy...

Are members of the Supreme Court too busy working at other holiday jobs like Star Bucks or Amazon packing facilities? Can't they schedule an emergency hearing for Biden's vaccine mandate? A hearing should have been scheduled the day after Biden's inauguration.

Hey baby, what's your hurry... Relax and don't you worry...

This is a pandemic, gentlemen of the Supreme Court, and the two long-suffering women on the bench. A pandemic means an emergency.

To rush would be a crime...

It isn't as though you have to suit up and start training like an astronaut to hear an oral argument. But geez, if you run out of milk and bread, do you schedule to pick some up in two weeks or next month? What about running low on gas? Do you walk away from the car and plan to refuel next year?

Let's make all the stops along the way...

Supreme Court, put on your robes, zipper up, and decide vaccine mandates on the very same day. Don't settle for,

Nice and easy does it, nice and easy does it every time...

It doesn't.

So please do it!

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