“Spiderman: No Way Home” Kicking Ass All Over America
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much anticipated “Spiderman: No Way Home” movie debuted with astronomical box office sales of $241,703,804! which is even more than films such as “Godzilla Gets Neutered,” “James Bond – The Viagra Years,” and “The Seve…
Read full storyDonald Trump Colluded With Mexico In Order To Get A Shipment of Tamales
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Olè News Agency has verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump colluded with Mexico in order to work out a deal to receive 21,000 dozen pork tamales in exchange for $270,000 cash. At first Trump told Mexic…
Read full storyMelania Trump Caught Donaldo Wearing Her Panties (Again!)
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Megan Markle says that Melania told her that she caught her husbandt (sic) wearing a pair of her imported French bikini panties (again). Markle said that this now makes about 17 times that her BFF Melly has told her th…
Read full storyAmtrak Now Offering 'Boxcar Seating'
Amtrak, known for mostly keeping their trains on the track, have announced that starting today, they will be offering $2 boxcar services, to accommodate the growing number of low wage commuters, and ticket-dodgers. "Our crackerjack marketing team…
Read full storyThe NFL Has Decided To Bring Back The Cardboard Fan Cutouts Due To An Increase In The Covid-19 Virus Among The Players and Cheerleaders
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to bring back the cardboard fan cutouts, that were first used during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. The commissioner…
Read full storyEx-Teachers Asked to Come Back as Volunteers Give Boris a Big F
In the wake of the prime minister’s call for ex-teachers to return as volunteers to help keep schools open during Covid, the thousands of educators who left the job in the last decade have graded his work as F : for Failure, Fuck Off and Funny How W…
Read full storyJussie Smollett Has Been Offered His Very Own Reality Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Jussie Smollett, who was recently found guilty of printing up counterfeit $100 bills, as well as harboring parrots that were illegally smuggled into the United States from Peru, has just been offered his very own reality s…
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