Bye, Bye, Donald And Hello Joe
There is light at the end of the tunnel; distant, but a light, at last! The light's name is Joe Biden, soon to be sworn in as President Joseph Biden. Forget the Junior. Guy’s with white hair should not use a tag name like Junior, regardless of Dad’s…
Read full storyBiden Appoints Field Marshall Cinque Mtume As Defense Secretary
BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Biden has named Field Marshall Cinque Mtume as his choice for Defense Secretary. Mtume won his stripes by leading the Symbionese Liberation Army in the kidnapping of Patricia Hearst back in 1974. In the no…
Read full storyLas Vegas Will Be Giving All Visitors 6 Marijuana Cigarettes
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) – With the Coronavirus still wreaking havoc, the mayor of the biggest entertainment city in the world has come up with a rather unique way to attract some gamblers to Sin City. Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman said she th…
Read full storyJill Biden Reveals Her First Act
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House. She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melan…
Read full storyDow Hits 30K: Warren Puffitt's All Puffed Up
Omaha, Nebraska. Not a SOB. story from Spoof On Business. As the Dow Industrial Average marched past the 30,000 mark this morning, no one was smiling more than Omaha's other financial wizard, Warren Puffitt. "Look back a couple of months at my Spoof…
Read full storyPresident Trump FINALLY concedes he’s a wanker
Following the result of the US Presidential election on 3 November, 2020, when a majority of voters decided that Donald Trump is a wanker, a majority of the electoral college voted that he is a wanker, and a slew of court cases challenging the findin…
Read full storyJohn “Chicken Little” Kerry Named Climate Envoy By Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: The sky is falling! So what to do? President-elect Joe Biden names John “Chicken Little” Kerry as his special presidential envoy for climate. In this morning’s New York Post, it was said that pundits have been laughing at Kerr…
Read full storyDonald Trump Offered New Book Deal, Once He Achieves Full Literacy
He might be toast as far as a second presidential term in the White House goes, but Donald Trump was already planning out his life post-President this morning, as he revealed details of a lucrative offer to write a book detailing his time as US leade…
Read full storyBarack Obama To Pursue New Career As R&B Singer
In a complete reversal of the current trend which has seen stars of the entertainment world enter politics - with varying degrees of success - the former US president, Barack Obama has announced that he is changing his life's path, and is embarking u…
Read full storyTrump To Spend Christmas in Jail as Santa
Swiftly on the back of the President finally growing up and accepting that the majority of Americans prefer a decent human being to him, Donald Trump has announced his Christmas plans. He is to spend the holiday in a cell inside New York’s main jail…
Read full storyUS Election Results Turnover – Covid Virus Wins Presidency!
Following frenetic activity by Trump’s legal team, headed by the swivel-eyed melting-scalped legal-beagle Rudy Giuliani, the result of the 2020 election has been overturned. President Trump took to the White House balcony and declared, to an anxious…
Read full storySanta Stops Donations to the Conservative Party due to Boris’ Latest Lockdown
Entrepreneur and philanthropist, Santa Claus, has announced that he will no longer be donating to the Tories. Clearly furious, Mr Claus made his announcement to a shivering press pack from outside his home in Lapland. “I’m thoroughly pissed off wi…
Read full storyBiden to ‘Ride Trump Lion’ to Inauguration
In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President-elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony, next January, riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president - we all hope - Do…
Read full storyBiden Inauguration Shocker - Harris to Attend Dressed as Darth Vader
The world is still reeling from the news that President-elect Joe Biden plans to ride a lion to his inauguration ceremony in January 2021, and that the ex-circus beast will be fitted with a latex mask of Donald Trump’s face. The decision to ride…
Read full storyTrump Shows Off New ‘Hand Enlargement’ Surgery To Redneck Protesters
President Trump has been keeping a low profile since the results of the 2020 election were announced. His low profile has nothing to do with the fact that he got a drubbing from Biden, and America wants to turf his ass out of government, hopefully ne…
Read full storyBlack Friday becomes Black Week becomes Black Month becomes Black Year!
(NOT EDITED) Black is beautiful claim global conglomerates as Black Friday approaches once again. However, internet businesses are now milking (is milk still white?) the Black Friday cow until it is totally dehydrated! Amazon, Ali Baba, and other…
Read full storyA Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood. It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets. Most entertainment media pu…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Crowns a New Champion Couple
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – "Dancing With The Stars" host Tyra Banks said that watching the show’s finale was the most exciting fun that she has ever had. Tyra opened the show dressed in a gigantic blue gown that was made from 47,000 ostrich feath…
Read full storyMassachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The governor of Massachusetts, Charlie Baker is catching hell over his decision to cancel Thanksgiving. He told Boom Boom News that he decided to cancel the traditional holiday, due to the increasing number of citizens in…
Read full storyPresident Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…
Read full storyWill Trump Go To Jail?
After the White House, will Donald Trump be going to the Big House? The Big House is not a reference to Mar-a-Lago. No, no, no. The Big House is a fun term for jail, as in the slammer, prison, or penal institution. It seems Mr. Trump has a list o…
Read full storyRare Nappy-Headed Nubians Sighted Once Again In Washington
BILLINGSGATE POST: With Sleepy Joe Biden apparently winning the presidential election and making appointments to his administration, Washingtonians are atwitter over the sightings of rare Nappy-Headed Nubians in the White House area once again. T…
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