WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Jill Biden told Vox Populi News that she can hardly wait for her husband to be sworn in so that they can occupy the White House.
She commented that the very first thing she is going to do is to trash all of Melania Trump's hideous Slovenian-style bedroom furniture and have the entire room sandblasted.
Mrs. Biden said that she can just imagine how horrible the smell from Trump’s hair coloring and facial make up must be.
The First-Lady-to-be expressed that one of the White House maids called her, and told her not to go inside the bedroom, because the smell is enough to make an African rhinoceros pass out.
The maid added that the presidential bathroom ceiling has nicotine stains from when the President would secretly sneak his daily 5 Marlboro cigarettes.
Mrs. Biden told Michelle Obama that she will be decorating their new presidential bedroom using an early 19th century Delawarean motif with a side of early Mescalero Apache.