Joe Biden Taxidermally Altered To Look Like Slack-Jawed Jackal
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Jr., the son of the late cannibalistic psychiatrist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week. In his dissertation he described the newe...
Read full storyChina Makes New 'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage Patch Trash
China, always eager to better its position both economically and militarily in the world has taken the Giant Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the Pacific Ocean and made an 'amusement park' out of it. Starting by netting all the floating d...
Read full storyIs Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine?
So honk your horn if you believe Donald J. Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine. You know he can’t even spell the word. It’s over one syllable. He can barely pronounce it. Again, it's over one syllable. “I’ve talked to lots of doctors about it,” he...
Read full storyWriter Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'
A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...
Read full storyThe Most Presidential Of Drugs
Presidential Womble and all round flappy-handed lunatic, Donald Trump, has admitted he is taking hydroxychloroquine in an attempt to fight off Coronavirus. Having been informed by multiple health officials that “this shit does not work”, the Trumpste...
Read full storySheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans
With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...
Read full storyJared Kushner Says That He Will Not Be Campaigning for His Daddy-in-Law (President Trump)
BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles
LOS ANGELES – Reporters have been hounding Meghan Markle for two days now, asking if her husband Prince Harry has COVID -19. Meghan wanted to set the record straight, so she talked to LaLaLand Daily’s Macadamia Honeysuckle. She said that she i...
Read full storyMost Major Airlines Are Now Averaging 7.3 Passengers Per Plane
CHICAGO – The city known as the Windy City, the Airline Hub, and the Place Where President Abraham Lincoln Was Conceived, has just revealed some disappointing airline facts. Most of the large airlines are reporting that they are averaging 7.3 pass...
Read full storyTexas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus
AUSTIN – The Guild of Lone Star State Veterinarians has issued an emergency directive regarding the legendary folkloric creature known as La Chupacabra. The name Chupacabra literally means 'goat sucker', and the animal was first spotted in Texas i...
Read full storyCoronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is said to have surfaced in Wuhan, China, in January this year, but French scientists claim that patients on whom they ran tests in November 2019, were already carrying the virus. So far, we know very little about it as...
Read full storyKing Edward Trump III Briefs Press on "Chinese Black Death" - 1349
Buckingham Palace, The Camellia Garden. June, 1349. Exclusive to The Spoof. King Edward Trump III met with reporters from the English press in the Camellia Garden this morning to take biting questions about his handling of the Black Death during the...
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