BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive to the BILLINGSGATE POST, it was revealed today that the CIA, FBI, NSA, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the Defense Intelligence Agency, all had been monitoring Joe Biden’s phone calls from the basement of his suburban Delaware home.
Richard Grenell, newly appointed by President Trump as Director of National Intelligence, placed a surreptitious phone call to POST crack investigative reporter, Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler, late last night.
His voice was strained, as if he were trying to modulate his voice to remain anonymous:
“Detrick: We finally got that dope smoking sum b*tch. No wonder his brain is on remote control. Sleepy Joe just placed an order to High Over U Dispensary last night for 30 grams of Sayonara Sucker.
“Remember. You didn’t hear this from me.”
Slim: “Run with it, Dirty. Could be a Pulitzer Prize for that story.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Pays to know people in high places.”
