President Trump is Being Treated For Unerectus Tongulitus

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 14 May 2020

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Trump told ex-White House staffer Hope Hicks that his condition will not affect his golf game or his "vavavooming."

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci was asked about President Trump’s medical condition.

The doctor immediately said that it was not his place to comment on his personal health issue one way or another.

He then commented that reporters should call the president’s personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, and talk to him.

When asked for his phone number, Dr. Fauci readily gave it out to the entire White House media.

When reporters spoke with Dr. Fu Fi, they were told that POTUS has contracted a condition known as Unerectus Tongulitus.

None of the reporters had ever heard of it, so one of them googled it.

He said that Unerectus Tongulitus is a condition of the mouth, in which the patient’s tongue becomes limp.

When asked what causes it, Dr. Fu Fi said that UnTon is caused when a person speaks way too much, and constantly tries to explain things that are really unexplainable.

He added that it can also occur when an individual just simply lies constantly and then later says that he was just joking, or just kidding, or that he was just basically acting like a horse’s ass.

Dr. Fu Fi stated that, at present, there really is no cure. He did point out that, if it persists, the condition could possibly work its way down to the President's pecker.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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