Chicken Crosses Road: Questioned For Crow-Ona Virus Violation

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 26 March 2020

image for Chicken Crosses Road: Questioned For Crow-Ona Virus Violation
Pay Attention, Son

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who wish to live in a world where a wayward chicken’s motives are not questioned when he crosses a road, they will be disappointed.

Foghorn Leghorn, a bombastic rooster with a penchant for mischief, was apprehended by Sheriff Henery Hawk while crossing a street in Hokum, Alabama.

Foghorn, who fancies himself a mentor figure for oppressed poultry, responded to his apprehension with his usual bluster. Tossing off the Sheriff’s request for information as to why he was sauntering across the main thoroughfare of Hokum during the Crow-Ona Virus Epidemic, he dressed down Sheriff Hawk:

“Look at me when I’m talkin’ to ya, boy,” he bellowed with his Southern accent.

“Pay attention, son. I’m only gonna tell you once. Keep your chickin’ pickin’ mitts offa me, or I’m gonna kick some Hawk ass.”

“Trust me, son. This Crow-Ona Virus epidemic is nothin but henhouse chatter.”

With that, Foghorn softy hummed the lyrics of “Camptown Races”, while loudly singing the refrain “Doo-Daah! Doo-Daah Day!”, and ending the verse with “Ohh, Doo-Daah Day!”

Slim: “Apparently, Foghorn doesn’t like anyone questioning his motives for crossing a street.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Don’t f*ck with the Foghorn.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more