Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 26 March 2020

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Governor Andrew Cuomo has said that he'd love to run against Trump so that he could kick his orange butt back to Germany.

NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics.

People are saying that the New York governor conducts himself with dignity, and is truly a man of the people, whereas Trump cannot help but act like a pompous ass 24/7.

Trump’s latest baseless lie is that Michelle Obama is responsible for having brought the Coronavirus from Kenya when she was just a teenager.

One of the biggest anti-Trumpers, ironically, is George Conway, the husband of Trump’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway.

George has said that President Spanky is about as presidential as the south end of a north-walking baboon.

Conway reportedly told his wife at the breakfast table a few days ago, that Trump should really resign, because he keeps getting more and more Naziesque as the days go by.

Kellyanne reportedly yelled at her husband that Trump is not a Nazi. The dishwater blonde then noted, “Nazis wear swastika armbands and speak German.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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