CALABASAS, California – The most popular and richest of the three Kardashian sisters says that she is sticking very close to home these days.
Kim said that she has had to cancel appointments with her hair stylist, her manicurist and pedicurist, her make up artist, and even her gynecologist.
She stated that she hardly goes anywhere anymore except to Kourtney’s house once in a while so that they can get into a shouting match about who is the better mother and who has more dirt on sister Chloe.
Kim divulged that the other day her husband Kanye West told her that he’s noticed that she has gained some poundage in her boom boom box (crotch cookie) region.
Kim said that it was just water weight. Kanye told her that she better look again because to him it looks like it’s more like Pepperoni Pizza, Lasagna, and Fettucine Alfredo weight.
Kim says she felt so hurt and so sad and so she went into the kitchen and ate a family-size package of Cheetos. After putting away all those Cheetos, Kim said she was still sad.
Kanye noticed and he suggested that she look at her checkbook and see the tons of money she has.
Kim did and she instantly got over her hurt feelings and her sadness real quick.