Trump Announces A Cure for COVID-19
President Donald Trump announced, at a press conference at the White House, this morning, that a cure for COVID-19 has been concocted. “That is right, everybody, a vaccine has been developed by Corona Labs, a private vaccine producer. It was my...
Read full storyArmy ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits
Furious Britons who have criticised selfish panic-buyers who are raiding supermarket shelves and leaving those most in need without food and essential supplies, have been heard by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who announced sweeping laws to combat th...
Read full storySlacker Struggles to Pretend COVID-19 Has Negatively Affected Him
In the midst of the financial downturn as a result of the COVID-19 epidemic, Sam Josephson of Brooklyn, New York, who admitted to being somewhat of a "slacker," has struggled to maintain the façade that the coronavirus crisis has negatively affected...
Read full storyTrump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump is saying that the rumor circulating around Washington, D.C., that he seduced Trinidad-born rap singer, Nicki Minaj, seven years ago, is totally false. He pointed out that, first off, he hates rap music. Secondly...
Read full storyDemi Lovato Says That Trump Needs To Start Telling The Truth
LAUREL CANYON, California – Demi Lovato was recently asked about her bout with depression. She said that she has kicked it, and is now feeling as happy as an anteater with two snouts. She was asked to comment on President Trump. She rolled her eye...
Read full storyMeghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause. Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mi...
Read full storyFlorida Spring Breakers Told To Get off The Beaches or Risk Getting Shot
TALLAHASSEE – The governor of Florida says that he is fed up with all these young college kids running around his beaches half naked, and, in 17% of the cases, totally naked. He has warned all of the spring breakers to pack up their swimsuits, the...
Read full storyMan Has Novel Idea For Shoeshine Business
An entrepreneur from Camden, in London, has come up with a novel idea for his on-the-street shoeshine business - he will shine customers' shoes with his head! Bob Tickle, 42, set up his chair and stool outside St. Pancras railway station almost tw...
Read full storyNew Wuhan Virus Data from China Surprises Doctors
ATLANTA, GA - The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is conducting a review of recent information which could dramatically improve treatments for the Chinese Virus, known as COVID-19. Although China has not shared any data such as vit...
Read full storyToilet Paper? Now We Understand Why Iraqis Fled Kuwait With It
Los Angeles, CA. Andre Cooperson reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. Grocery store shelves that normally stock large quantities of toilet paper, have been bare in supermarkets here, since the scope of the Covid-19 coronavirus became apparen...
Read full storyConor McGregor Has Coronavirus Mutation
In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...
Read full storyCincinnati Bengals Trade For Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder
In a move that has shocked the NFL nation, the Cincinnati Bengals have traded two ball boys and a one-eyed dog to the Washington Redskins for Redskins’ owner Daniel Snyder. The trade was approved by a laughing NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, who en...
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity
As scientists raced to find a cure for the deadly Coronavirus yesterday, hope for humanity sprang from an unlikely source, when it was announced that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, had shown an immunity to the plague. Magui...
Read full storyConor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender
With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.
Read full storyMan Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary
A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...
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