Meghan Markle is Donating One of Her Royal Crowns To The COVID-19 Cause

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 March 2020

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Meghan loves the fact that living out on the Left Coast she can go swimming every day.

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause.

Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the money raised from auctioning off her crown will go to buy COVID-19 medical masks for the needy.

The multi jewel-encrusted crown was originally owned and worn by Empress Arugula of Upper Tinvaria which later became Lower Kamshimka in the winter of 1589.

Prince Harry stated that, he is so proud of his wife, he is going to buy her a brand new Rolls Royce.

SIDENOTE: Lower Kamshimka was invaded by a horde of marauding quasi-barbarians on Troubadour Day in 1606, and the country’s name was then changed to New Barbarella.

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