Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 March 2020

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Trump says he's tired of women always accusing him of being some kind of sex-crazy pervert.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump is saying that the rumor circulating around Washington, D.C., that he seduced Trinidad-born rap singer, Nicki Minaj, seven years ago, is totally false.

He pointed out that, first off, he hates rap music. Secondly, he added that he has never heard of Trinidad. And thirdly, he said that he is only attracted to blondes.

When informed that his wife Melania is not a blonde, POTUS paused and remarked, “Well, Melly actually has blonde roots, and you would know that if you were to look real close at her head or at her groin region."

Trump then noted that Minaj is much too old for him. He smiled, and said that he likes his women without cellulite, spider veins, scars, and tattoos.

President Trump is 73, Nicki Minaj is only 37.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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