LAUREL CANYON, California – Demi Lovato was recently asked about her bout with depression. She said that she has kicked it, and is now feeling as happy as an anteater with two snouts.
She was asked to comment on President Trump. She rolled her eyes, and said that she hopes that Mr. Trump stops playing his little childish games, and gets help to cure his pathological lying.
She noted that The Fresno Daily Dally wrote that Trump tells more lies in just one 24-hour period than the entire population of Detroit combined.
Lovato said that the Daily Dally took a poll, and the results showed that, if the election were held today, Joe Biden would kick Trump’s butt all the way back to Trump Tower.
She said that even many members of his base who are now unemployed because of him are starting to turn on him.
One fry cook at a Jack-in-the-Box in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, Buddy Earl Pippinpiper, said “I was dad gum a-willin ta put up wiff Mr. Don’s constant lying, but now dat I lost my job, well der just ain’t no way in hell dat I’m agonna be votin’ fer old Pinocchio Nose.”
Pippinpiper went on to say, “And dat goes fer my wife, my mama, my papi, my six younguns, and my girlfriend Brenda Lou."