Joe Biden Reveals The Women Who Are On His Short Vice-President List

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 16 March 2020

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Joe Biden says that he will definitely pick a woman for the vice-president's slot.

NEW YORK CITY – Former Vice-President Joe Biden spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and told him who he is considering to join him on the Democratic ticket.

Biden said that it is no secret that he loves women. “I admire females for many reasons. For one thing,” he said “it is positively amazing how they can take a little bit of this and a little bit of that, and end up with a tremendous Thanskgiving dinner.”

He also stated that, in Russia for example, a woman can be out plowing on the tractor, have labor pains, go into the barn, have a baby, and, 45 minutes later, she is back on the tractor continuing to plow.”

When asked who his choices for VP were, he smiled, and said that he has narrowed his VP list down to three names: Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and Taylor Swift.

He said that Michelle is one of the seven smartest women in the entire United States. He grinned, and added, “Plus the gorgeous woman can do 400 push-ups in 3 or 4 minutes.”

Regarding Oprah, he said he’s never known anybody, male or female, who has given away as many cars as she has. He thought for a moment, and noted that the last figure he recalls off the top of his head was 2,904 automobiles.

“And then there’s that very pretty 'girl next door', Taylor Swift.” He started humming one of her hits, and got a huge smile on his face, and said, “And, not only is the little gal talented, she also has about 86 million twitter followers, and that roughly translates into about 71 million eligible voters. Hot diggity damn!” he shouted

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