Trump Gas Or A Non-Speaking Russian Army?
Trump used the U.S. Military to clear out Lafayette Square in Washington, DC, even though the Defense Secretary Esper didn’t know what was happening, or the destination of his walk, and the Bible thing. Or so he said. But he may have been sprayed wit…
Read full storyTrump Gasses Portland's Mayor
Mr. Law and Order, the guy with no laws or order and ignored Coronavirus, has the Mayor of Portland, Oregon tear-gassed. Trump wasn’t kidding when he recommended drinking Clorox or Lysol to kill the virus. He has a 'So what?' attitude, and the Mayor…
Read full storySpoof writer claims that longer and longer headlines involving President Trump, Tom Brady, the Houston Astros, the NFL, NBA, and MLB are leaving less and less space for other writers' stories in that little yellow box on the front page
A sometime contributor to a satirical news website has said that the recent increase in longer and longer headlines involving President Donald Trump, Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Houston Astros, the NBA, NFL, and MLB, are leaving less a…
Read full storyLiverpoop FC raise trophy after 30 years proving hope is eternal!
Cobwebs have been dusted down in Liverpoop's trophy room to accommodate their latest success, the Premier League trophy. After 30 years enviously looking east toward Manchester, where City and United won nearly everything, Liverpoop, unlike Arsena…
Read full storyA band once popular on MySpace is rocked by lead singer joining a covers band
The band, Silicon Weather, who once had hundreds of followers on MySpace, are now in a state of shock after their lead singer, Richie Yellow, 41, abandoned all musical integrity, and joined a covers band. Johnny the guitarist, 43, said ‘I don’t un…
Read full storyUndue Russian influence in Britain is minimal says Pushkin & Putin Consulting Services
Concerns over the level of Russian influence in key British services have been dismissed as conspiracy nonsense by Home Office press officer, Dmitry Antonov. There are questions about the restructuring of the British Nuclear Fuels programme by it…
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump
MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…
Read full storyTrump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops
PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now. The protesters are saying they want the gover…
Read full storyA White House Insider Predicts That Hope Hicks Will Be The Next Mrs. Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source, who knows President and Mrs. Trump very well, has just made a prediction that could come true sometime in 2021. The source told Fox News that he or she truly believes Melania will divorce her husband, on gr…
Read full storyThe NBA Says That The Disney World Basketball Bubble is Looking as Fine as Walla Walla Wine
ORLANDO - The NBA Disney World Bubble is proudly boasting that there is no sign of the Coronavirus within 9 miles of the venue. NBA executives are expressing that the round ball operation is running as smooth as fine Walla Walla Wine Every one…
Read full storyGeneral Robert E. Lee’s Confederate Birthplace Home Has Been Purchased By President Trump
RED GUMBALL, Virginia – The home where Confederate General Robert E. Lee was born on January 19, 1807, has just been sold, after being on the market for six years. The wood-frame home covers 900 square feet, has a living room, a kitchen, two bedro…
Read full storyTwo West Virginia Brothers Can't Afford Covid-19 Masks, So They Make Their Own Out of Two Discarded Watermelons
SQUIRREL NUTS, West Virginia – Willie and Billie Peckerpucker say that, due to the Coronapalooza virus, they have not been able to work at their coal mining jobs for three months. Willie said they each get $47 a week unemployment, but, after they…
Read full storyTrump Is Such A Joke
Donald Trump is such a joke and a sorry one at that. Trump is always trying to puff himself up, claiming he’s a genius, really intelligent, but a look behind the curtain shows he’s just the opposite. A joke. Smart people do, due, dew their own h…
Read full storyHairdressers Now Offering 'Other Services'
The Coronavirus Lockdown is finally over, for some businesses, and, as hairdressers got back to work last week complete with their face masks, it became apparent that many in the trade have 'branched out' into other areas of the hospitality trade.
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