General Robert E. Lee’s Confederate Birthplace Home Has Been Purchased By President Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 July 2020

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The home were Confederate General Robert E. Lee was born has 37 Confederate flags.

RED GUMBALL, Virginia – The home where Confederate General Robert E. Lee was born on January 19, 1807, has just been sold, after being on the market for six years.

The wood-frame home covers 900 square feet, has a living room, a kitchen, two bedrooms, and a horse stable in the back that can house 4 horses, 6, if they’re skinny.

The house was built in 1806, a year before Bobbie Eddie Lee was born.

The current owner of the house Elroy Joe “Bubba” Buckatuna, 89, said that the house comes complete with a toaster, a waffle iron, and a swing set.

He also stated that he will be leaving each of the original 37 Confederate flags, plus a Venezuelan flag that some vandal snuck in a few months ago.

The house was reportedly purchased for $9,735, by a Mr. D.J. Trumpalini, who listed his current address as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C.

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