Trump Is Such A Joke

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 23 July 2020

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"I'm a real genius."

Donald Trump is such a joke and a sorry one at that. Trump is always trying to puff himself up, claiming he’s a genius, really intelligent, but a look behind the curtain shows he’s just the opposite. A joke.

Smart people do, due, dew their own homework. Only a stupid person, who knows he is really stupid, pays another person to take his SAT Exams. Maybe that’s a degree of intuitiveness, but it certainly doesn’t place him in a position to call himself a genius.

He’s saying, “I am so dumb, I knew I couldn’t pass my SAT Exams, so I paid someone to take my test for me.”

So Trump recently took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test claiming he cinched all the answers. Said that the doctors were impressed.

Doctors could also have been impressed or amazed by how little he knew or could do, due, dew.

But fired up after taking the test, he is now challenging Joe Biden to take the same test. Big challenge. Big distraction.

Sounds an awful lot like, “Russia, if you’re listening, release Hillary Clinton’s 35,000 emails.”

Test Joe Biden?

Trump already failed at controlling the coronavirus. He said coronavirus would go away like the flu. So he played golf. Suggested that drinking Clorox or Lysol would kill the virus. Would also kill any person taking his advice.

Donald Trump let coronavirus spread into a pandemic. That wasn’t the sign of a genius. It wasn't even smart. Elmer Fudd could have done just as well.

The coronavirus has killed over 100,000 US citizens, and there are more US citizens sick with the virus than in any other nation in the world.

And Joe Biden should take a test?

“Russia, if you’re listening, Help!"

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