Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 23 July 2020

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Trump says that U.S. Troops will invade Portland to prevent the looting of post offices, CVS Pharmacies, and McDonalds.

PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now.

The protesters are saying they want the government to do away with the archaic Electoral College system. They say it stinks like an overflowing cesspool.

They point out that it is absolutely ridiculous for Iowa to have as much voting power as New York, California, or Texas.

Iowa has roughly 24,103 people, whereas the three states mentioned above have a combined population of over 89 million people.

It's simply a matter of simple math. If you live in a little bitty state (population-wise) such as Montana, New Hampshire, or Wyoming, then you should not get the same voting clout as the big boy states get.

Like comedian Zydeco Dupree recently stated, "Iffin y'all want, y'alls vote ta count more, den y'all need, ta move y'alls butts, to a big ass state - it be as simple as dat, Jack."

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