Man Spent Day In Garden, Pulling Weeds
A man who is virtually at the end of his tether with the Coronavirus lockdown, has told of how he spent all day Wednesday in his garden, pulling weeds. Not normally the sort of person that could easily be categorized as green-fingered, Moys Kenwoo…
Read full storyArea Dad: Lawn needs to be cut this weekend
Although local woman Alexa Britzner was only half paying attention, her dad was just saying that he thinks he’s going to cut the lawn this weekend. This announcement came despite the fact that 84% of neighbors think the lawn looks fine. “[The…
Read full storyNBA: Drug Testing, Groupies, and the Bubble
The NBA has developed a well-thought-out plan that may allow it to finish the 2019-20 season, despite the coronavirus. If everyone does what they should, the NBA will complete the season and have a champion by mid-October. Basically, the plan cal…
Read full storyMan makes a ‘Carry on’ faux pas with rabbit and nearly loses best mate
Gary, a man's man, a man of the world, or so it seemed, has committed a faux pas worthy of a ‘Carry On’ film. Gary had been asked for marital guidance by his mate, Bernard, as Bernard’s wife had got a rabbit. ‘I asked where she kept it, as they li…
Read full storyBoko Haram release their version of Procul Harem's 'Whiter Shade of Pale' in support of BLM!
Fanatic Nigerian terrorist group, Boko Haram, believe it is time to show their musical talents instead of their kidnapping talents, by releasing a Boko version of a sixties pop classic, and not hundreds of their young female captives. Jaggedone's…
Read full storyStatistics reveal more sub-genres of Heavy Metal than metal fans
The Office for National Statistics have identified more than seven million five hundred thousand genres/sub-genres of Heavy Metal, some of which is music. Geoff, a manager at the ONS, in charge of the entertainment/music/popular/rock/heavy-metal…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says Kanye West is One Messed up Crybaby
LOS ANGELES – After years of denial, the Kardashian with the biggest booty has finally come down to earth. Kim confided to a close friend that Kanye’s latest out-of-control rant, at his first presidential campaign rally, could very well be the las…
Read full storyPresident Trump Is Thrilled With The Latest New Organization, Rich Lives Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…
Read full storyFox News Fires Ed Henry as Many Now Wonder if Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson Are Next
NEW YORK CITY – Several former female employees at Fox News have hired high-profile attorneys, and are going to hammer the so-called “Fair & Balanced” news network. As many former viewers have pointed out, “Faux News” has never, ever been fair…
Read full storyThe NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games
NEW YORK CITY – The directors of the NFL have announced that, due to the on-going Covid-19 pandemic, they have decided to cancel the preseason. The footballs, down markers, and Gatorade containers are being tucked away safely in stadium storage ro…
Read full storyThe Porn Industry Says Safe-Distancing is Killing Their Business
HOLLYWOOD – There is perhaps no industry in the entire United States that has been hit harder by the Trumpalooza pandemic than the porn industry. A spokeswoman for the porn industry stated that the 6-foot distancing rule has made it virtually impo…
Read full storyTrump: I've Always Been In Favor Of Face Masks
In what many will see as a total turnaround, President Trump has spoken about his preference for wearing a face mask in order to limit the spread of the Coronavirus, claiming that he has always been in favor of the protective mouth coverings. Trum…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Has Just Banned President Trump From Attending Any Baseball Games
NEW YORK CITY – MLB’s Ruling Committee has just made it known, by a unanimous vote of 16-0, that they've agreed to not allow President Trump to set foot in any Major League baseball park. The committee stated that the reason is, that he is so egot…
Read full storyAmazing Find at Long Abandoned Indian Village
Moose Ears, New Hampshire. Exclusive to The Spoof. Archeologists digging in the only village of the Alouette Indian tribe, uninhabited for over 4,000 years, have uncovered an explanation of what happened to this small band of Native Americans, two mi…
Read full story