WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization.
The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-ground, he will be personally handing them over a check for $700,000.
The President was asked by a reporter with the White House media, if the check was coming from his own personal account.
POTUS yelled out, “Hell no! That money is coming out of the White House Renovation Fund, which is funded by the American taxpayer.”
Trump was proud to announce that the new group has named him to be the organization's treasurer/sergeant-at-arms.
Trump Jr., was voted to be the official note-taker, and Ivanka will be appearing in all of the commercials, now that she has got her feet wet starring in the Goya Bean commercials.
First Lady, Melania Trump, was named to head up the group's new "Be Rich" committee, but she reportedly told them all to stick the whole thing up their Holland Tunnels.
It is no secret that the First Lady hates Washington, D.C. more than nudists hate mosquitoes.