NEW YORK CITY – MLB’s Ruling Committee has just made it known, by a unanimous vote of 16-0, that they've agreed to not allow President Trump to set foot in any Major League baseball park.
The committee stated that the reason is, that he is so egotistical, he'd probably want to change some of the rules, or, given his love for the skirt, he could end up hitting on one of the sexy shorts-clad cotton candy vendors.
The MLBRC made it very clear that, should POTUS have the unmitigated audacity to show up to a MLB game, security will be called, and he will be promptly escorted out of the stadium.
They further state that, should he try and sneak in wearing a disguise - such as dressed as Kathy Griffin, for example - he will be taken into custody, fingerprinted, and have a mug shot taken.
When Trump heard about the MLBRC's ruling, he smirked, and said that he doesn’t need baseball.
He then remarked that he'll definitely be attending some NBA games, where the black players love him even more than they love Beyonce or the TV sit-com “Blackish.”