Only 500 pictures of the Kardashians uploaded to the internet today
There was shock around the world today when, what with everything else that was happening, only 500 new photos featuring a Kardashian were uploaded to the internet. Kim, Kourtney, and the other five or six, barely featured in a news day that seeme…
Read full storyGOP Opposes Cancel Culture; Also Declares that Those With Different Opinions than Them "Hate America"
Washington - GOP Convention speeches, which included appearances by accomplished, insightful, and respected speakers such as Eric Trump, Tiffany Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and girlfriend of Donald Trump Jr., focused the emergence of the "…
Read full storyCyclist Got Puncture
A sunny afternoon spent on a gentle bike ride in the countryside turned to shit for a man on Thursday, after the bicycle he was riding got a puncture in the back tyre. The incident took place on a long stretch of road between Tapon commune and Bat…
Read full storyTrump Tweet: "My Favorite Bible Story is When Jesus Drove Antifa Out of the Tabernacle. Awesome!"
Washington - President Donald Trump, fresh off his triumphant GOP Convention in which every single family member and their girlfriends endorsed him for President, relaxed Sunday with some well deserved golf, but not before getting on twitter to refle…
Read full storyCan we still throw chalk? Asking for a friend, say teachers
A teacher has asked on an online forum, if following all Covid-19 precautions, they can still throw chalk, board rubbers and markers at misbehaving pupils. Teacher Adrian Powell, who specialises in Physical Education, but also sometimes helps to m…
Read full storyTrump's former lover comes out of hiding
President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, finally got to make his nomination acceptance speech yesterday, but not before a mysterious personality from his dim past threatened to spoil his big day. Before taking the stage, the President was…
Read full storyWhy Not Recognizing Clickbait Could Kill You
LOS ANGELES – Celebrity sources say that there is a major brouhaha between Taylor Swift, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Emma Watson and Channing Tatum. The disagreement stems from some tweets started by Chris Hemsworth about the ability to draw people in…
Read full storyIcke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space
Icke-onic Reptilian Shape-shifters from Outer Space I’m a shape-shifting reptilian As humanoid as you like I travelled here from outer space To track down David Icke I’ll drink your blood, I’ll eat your flesh Like the carnivore I am I’m pa…
Read full storyPresident Trump’s Campaign Has Been Fined For Illegally Using The Song “Hallelujah” at the RNC Convention at the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Representatives for ASCAP have just announced that President Trump’s campaign has just been fined $2 million for not securing the rights to use Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah” at the RNC White House closing festiv…
Read full storyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) - One of country music’s most popular couples recently recorded a political public service announcement. Blake and Gwen spoke with a Channel 96 Eye Spectator News reporter, and asked their millions and millions…
Read full storyPresident Obama Tells President Trump He’ll Bet Him $1 Million That He’ll Lose the Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - In late breaking news, President Trump has all but admitted that he will lose the November presidential election. The New York Times is reporting that President Obama called up President Trump, and he told him th…
Read full storyLeBron James Talked to President Obama and Said the Former President Has 100 Times More Common Decency Than Trump the "Divider-in-Chief" Does
ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - LeBron James, who many are saying could end up being the reason the NBA season is saved, told CBS Sports that he had a fantastic talk with President Obama. He said they talked about Trump, racism, the Rolling S…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…
Read full storyPennsylvania Police are Searching for a One-Horse Amish Buggy in an Alleged Hit-and-Run
BEAVER BELLY, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - Police are investigating a reported incident involving a one-horse Amish buggy and a Kia Sorento. According to an eye-witness, the Kia Sorento cut in front of the one-horse buggy, and the Amish driver t…
Read full storyJoe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit
There are people about who consider comedian and TV personality Joe Pasquale 'a bit silly', a bit of a buffoon, and certainly not worth listening to on any matters of serious import, but the comic has spoken out about Brexit, and has made a few peopl…
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