ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - LeBron James, who many are saying could end up being the reason the NBA season is saved, told CBS Sports that he had a fantastic talk with President Obama.
He said they talked about Trump, racism, the Rolling Stones, Trump, Sofia Vergara, guacamole dip, Bud Light, and Trump.
King James said that it was a pleasure talking to a president who actually had common sense, compassion, intellect, and wasn’t always talking about grabbing GOP women by their (beavers).
The Los Angeles Lakers superstar pointed out that the difference between President Obama and the "Divider-in-Chief" is like night and day.
The NBA superstar said that he has been busy lately shooting 400 baskets on a daily basis to keep in tip-top shape, as Michelle Obama says.
LeBron pointed out that he has been talking to members of all the NBA teams, except for the Boston Celtics, who think Trump is the greatest thing since ribbed condoms.