Why Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 8 March 2019

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Bugseye Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it Bugseye Pelosi? Clarity on this issue demands that the American public know who is grinding the organ and who is the tethered monkey.

If you have never ground an organ - and few of us haven’t - you better have a bunch of bananas close at hand. Speaker Pelosi, whose influence is now being questioned by the newly-elected, beaver-toothed Bolshevik, is quite rightfully taken aback by the attack on her leadership by this bordello tart who seems better suited to peeing on Moscow hotel beds than leading the Democrat Party.

The bosomy Pelosi, whose cleavage has been compared to the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they form the Ohio River at Pittsburgh, is not without resources to fight these nasty little pests. Armed with an ACME Bug-Zapper made famous by Dick Tracy comic villain, the notorious Fly-Face, Ms. Nancy can easily zap these upstarts into submission.

Until the bi-polar Democrats decide whom they want to lead their party, the organ grinder will keep on cranking and the monkey will keep on dancing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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