"Increase Birth Rate," "Sex Vacations" - Goals of White Ultranationalists
Lausanne, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. At this week's international conference of white ultranationalists from Europe, North America and other primarily white areas, the overwhelming concern of delegates was the low birth rate associated with t...
Read full storyTrump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...
Read full storyMeat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls
After several parishioners approached him asking what he thought of adopting a vegan lifestyle out of compassion for animals, Pastor Raymond Roberts of Crossroads Christian Church in Nashville, Tennessee, assured them that people of faith need not co...
Read full storyTheresa May Arrested After 'Fields Of Wheat' Farmer Comes Forward
Prime Minister Theresa May is in police custody tonight after a farmer raised a complaint over trespass on his land which occurred more than half a century ago. Farmer Giles, whose farm is near Wheatley, in Oxfordshire, says that the future Prime...
Read full storyInternational Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident
The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...
Read full storyTrans female athletes highly prized by college recruiters
Following record-setting performances by trans female high school athletes across the country, college recruiters are taking notice of the impact these athletes are having on women’s sports. “Well, what we’re seeing is nothing short of a revolutio...
Read full storySea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties
Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...
Read full storyMan Became Sexually Aroused In Queue At Bakery
A man waiting in line at a bakery shop in New York has told friends how, in looking around at the various items for sale, he became sexually aroused. Arthur Fandango stood in the queue at the Jake's Cakes bakery in Queens, when his absent-minded g...
Read full storyTen Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland
Holland is a lovely place, isn't it? And so flat! The perfect place to ride a bicycle, as flat as a pancake, with no impossibly-difficult hills to climb. Or that's what you think! Here are some things about Holland that you probably didn't know, a...
Read full storyWhy Talk To The Organ Grinder When You Can Talk To The Monkey?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Let’s try to sort this out. Is House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a monkey or an organ grinder? The leadership of the Democrat Party is at stake. Is upstart Alexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez the defacto head of the party? Or is it...
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