Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

image for Tony Blair admits 'God' is to blame for May's incompetence!
Yes people, their legacies are spiritual, deadly and immortal!!

The BBC's Late Night freak show filled with mysterious characters all invited to spout their mouths off about "you know what", have now found their latest 'Spitting Image' character to take the cake plus the icing on top!

Yes, the one and only, warmongering, ex PM, Tony Blair, with a new set of teeth! Emily asked Blair his thoughts about, "you know what" and of course being a supporter of unity, the Iraq invasion proved that, Tony, in all his wisdom has offered a way out of the dilemma Cameron, May, BOJO, MOGG and Co have got the UK into, and here is his answer, given to Emily and Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) whilst hiding up Emily's sexy short mini-skirt:

Emily to Tony: "Tony you believe in God so do you believe spiritual intervention is causing havoc in the UK parliament??"

Tony to Emily: " No doubt Emily, I believe in God, I proved that by helping George to bomb the crap out of Iraq, and now I believe that God wants the UK to stay in the EU because Trump is a satanic bastard and, in addition, there is no doubt he is poking BOJO's and Mogg's rear ends and they love it!"

So, dear "you know what supporters' Tony has now revealed the truth behind "You know what" and believe Jaggedone, God will win in the end, just like he created ISIS....

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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