President Trump Is Going To Run America In The Style Of A James Bond Villain

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 16 March 2019

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Trump's new stronghold

After dashing off a veto to overturn the decision made by Congress regarding what he says is an emergency situation on the US/Mexican border, President Donald Trump today said that he is ready to roll his sleeves up, and get his hands dirty with the running of the country.

He will, he tweeted, run America like one of those 'bad guy megalomaniacs' one always finds turning up in James Bond movies, people like Dr. No, that Ernst Stavro Blofeld, or Max Zorin, who chuckled as he slid off his airship to his death.

He has already abandoned the White House, after several skirmishes with journalists, and is looking for several locations where he might enjoy complete isolation from the outside world.

This might entail some 'privately-acquired', out-of-the-way island, like that of Francisco Scaramanga in 'The Man With The Golden Gun', or, perhaps, an offshore oil rig, with a helipad, and have it manned by hundreds of tough guys, all of whom might be wearing orange jumpsuit overalls - just so they stand out from the normal people, like in 'Diamonds Are Forever'.

The desire to take over the world with some crackpot ideology or other has already been noted by several journalists from dozens of media outlets.

Now, as we get ever nearer to 2020, and yet another Presidential Election, President Trump is really threatening to turn the heat up, and get crazy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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