Don Jr A Sucker For Mother-In-Law’s Eyebrow Pomade

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 16 March 2019

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Don Jr’s bare patches ‘like carpet burns’

New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net.

Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear of eyebrow gel abutting his manly lower temple.

“Might be that $5,000-a-pop snail slime from Melania’s private salon,” the Spoof’s official tweezer-geezer commented, “that restores overplucked arches back to hairy youth.”***

Sadly, Don Trumpino’s newly sculpted expression still sports a few threadbare patches despite this latest treatment - described by NYC’s Highbrow depilation website as a hair-of-the-dog remedy.

Free samples of this wonder elixir are available elsewhere on this site.

***(Nah, Hairy Youth no longer a writer here - Ed)

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