New York, NYC - (Kompromat Mess): The President’s son Don Junior is coming in for a lot of flak after pictures of his gelled-up eyebrows went viral on the net.
Junior, 69, was papped outside Pa’s Trumpino Bambino Towers condo this weekend, a smear of eyebrow gel abutting his manly lower temple.
“Might be that $5,000-a-pop snail slime from Melania’s private salon,” the Spoof’s official tweezer-geezer commented, “that restores overplucked arches back to hairy youth.”***
Sadly, Don Trumpino’s newly sculpted expression still sports a few threadbare patches despite this latest treatment - described by NYC’s Highbrow depilation website as a hair-of-the-dog remedy.
Free samples of this wonder elixir are available elsewhere on this site.
***(Nah, Hairy Youth no longer a writer here - Ed)