New Muscle Building Supplement Tested And Found To Be Huge Success

Written by Wesley Janson

Saturday, 16 March 2019

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A new muscle building and energy supplement, called BarBarik, was recently tested and found to be a huge success. Containing massive amounts of vitamins, minerals, and various "unknown ingredients," the pill was given to Minnesotan resident, Lane Williams, 34, who started crying intensely halfway through his workout routine.

Feeling enraged and upset with numerous tears rolling down his face, Lane proceeded to do 57 'wide grip' chin-ups immediately followed by a 950-pound bench press before he threw an entire elliptical machine (including the helpless person who was using it) right through the main window of the gym.

After pulling his hair out and screaming wildly, Mr. Williams ripped the back door of the building off with his bare hands, ran 12 miles in 5 minutes, and murdered 7 innocent people. When he tried to cool down by reading a book later on in the evening, his beard started on fire, and his testicles exploded.

Although it is expected to be released internationally in July, the supplement is still being examined for its potential as an anti-depressant in order to help those who feel melancholy and confused about life in general.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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