Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 August 2013

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A photo of Edward Snowden's girlfriend Nadia Volgavich. (Photo provided by President Vladimir Putin).

NEW YORK CITY - American NSA whistleblower and now resident of Russia, Edward Snowden stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is thrilled with having been granted asylum in Russia.

He also added that he loves his new job as director of computers for the Russian government.

Snowden was asked about the rumor that he had been seen with Nadia Volgavich who is a niece of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The former American citizen replied that the rumor was not a rumor because he and Nadia are in fact dating.

He said that they met at a Mickey D's (McDonalds) in Moscow and they hit it off quite well.

Snowden remarked that they both share a mutual love for The Beatles, Dancing With The Stars, Ice Hockey, the Ural Mountains, NASCAR, and French kissing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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