Andy Dick Infatuated With Katy Perry's Boobs

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Tuesday, 21 May 2013

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Katy Perry showing off her two greatest assets. (Photo by Andy Dick).

LA BREA - One of Hollywood's newest and most unlikeliest couples Katy Perry and Andy Dick were spotted having dinner at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner.

Fellow patrons reported that Perry was wearing a blouse that was so low cut that both her upper nips were clearly visible to all at the diner.

One of the diners who said his name was Ellsworth H. Baumgartner remarked that he had come to Los Angeles from Peoria, Illinois, to see Grauman's Chinese Theater, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the Santa Monica Pier.

But he added that he had no idea he would also be so lucky as to get to see a pair of what many consider the best looking tata's in all of Tinsel Town.

And without a doubt the happiest and luckiest guy in L.A. is none other than funny man Andy Dick, who recently appeared on Dancing With The Stars and did a whole lot better than many people thought he would.

Andy was recently asked by Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune how he felt being in a relationship with the stunningly sexy Katy Perry.

Dick giggled and replied that he has to pinch himself every morning because he is amazed that Katy finds him desirable.

Katy has said that after being in a relationship with an unfaithful, sarcastic, self-centered, egomaniac like John Mayer, Andy is a charming prince.

Perry smiles as she says that she is now a firm believer in the old Portuguese adage that you cannot judge a book by its cover.

SIDENOTE: Katy has said that she is impressed with the fact that Andy speaks seven languages and Andy says that he is impressed at the fact that Katy has the most beautiful boobs in all of LaLaLand.

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