Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 18 May 2013

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This is a photo of the 6-foot tall bong that Miley purchased for $55.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast.

A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-year-old Willie Nelson.

Miley, 20, recently visited a flea market in Avocado Heights where she found what is believed to be the biggest bong in existence.

Cyrus reportedly saw the 6-foot tall bong sitting behind some custom made marijuana design serapes.

She immediately asked the merchant how much he wanted for the gigantic bong. The merchant noticing that it was Miley Cyrus the singer, told her that he was selling it for $95, but since his daughter was such a great fan of the Hannah Montana star, he would let her have it for $55.

Miley could not count out the $55 fast enough. She handed the cash to the merchant along with three CD's, an autographed 8 by 10 glossy, and an official Hannah Montana Lunch Box.

SIDENOTE: Miley told iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon that she plans to place the huge bong in her drug memorabilia mini-museum at her home.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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