Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

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Dwight says that he has dribbled his last basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker.

Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Center and he is seriously thinking of going to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He pointed out that he tried to hold his tongue but there were many times when he wanted to grab a hold of Kobe Bryant and toss him around like a friggin dish rag.

Howard said that there is no one in any professional sport who mistreats, belittles, and insults his own teammates more than Kobe does.

He noted that he is surprised that Pau Gasol didn't pick him up and toss him into the third row during a couple of games when Kobe got right in his face.

And Metta World Peace told Larry King during an appearance on The Viagra View that he hopes that Kobe retires so that there can be peace and harmony in the Lakers locker room.

SIDENOTE: Rufus Reno interviewed seven of the Laker Girls cheerleaders and six expressed to him off-the-record that they hate the way that Kobe eyes them up and down while they are doing their cheers during the time outs.

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