O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

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OJ's prison cell is the only one that has a big screen TV.

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day.

A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 301 pounds, has reportedly made bets with fellow inmates that come September he will be a free man.

Simpson who was convicted of trying to sell counterfeit sports memorabilia to undercover CIA agents says that he is a changed man.

When asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fitzwater Ribicoff in what way is he a changed man, the former Buffalo Bills running back replied that this time when he gets out of prison he is going to stay the hell away from golf courses and beautiful blonde women.

Simpson then thought for a moment, shook his head, grinned, and said, "Well the golf courses for sure."

SIDENOTE: O.J. Simpson said that he is almost finished writing a book titled, I Think The Reason Why So Many People Say I'm Guilty Is Simply Because I'm Black For Sho Uh Huh.

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