Man Breaks World Motorcycle-Eating Record

Funny story written by Darwin

Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Meals on wheels: a local fast-food worker delivers Gus' breakfast

Ecstatic Gus Rismore is celebrating after entering the Guinness Book of Records for eating the most motorcycles in a 24 hour period. The 460 pound farm-worker from Spring Valley, Nevada chomped his way through an astonishing ninety-eight bikes, beating the previous best of ninety-five set by a Tibetan monk in 1990.

Rismore, 34, first acquired a taste for motorcycles ten years ago after his Harley-Davidson broke down during a road trip through the Nevada desert and he was forced to consume it in order to stay alive. He now eats at least five motorbikes per day.

Rismore now plans to pen a new book sharing his favourite recipes, including piston stew, grilled fuel gauge, and chocolate-coated handlebars.

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