David Carradine's Widow Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit

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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Anne Carradine, the widow of David Carradine has sued the French Company that was making the movie that starred Carradine in Thailand when the actor's naked body was found hanging in a closet.

According to the terms, Carradine, like all actors hired by MK2 S.A., was supposed to be insured by the company.

"That's standard procedure", stated Anne's attorney. "Yet Ms. Carradine has received nothing but a few words since the actor's death."

At least two Police officers have given written testimony in Bangkok. Those testimonies will be brought out at any hearing.

Many have speculated that Carradine was into auto-eroticism and the death was accidental.

"They should have watched out for David", a Source says that Anne Carradine told her. "Someone else should have been in that room with him. Just because he went around naked, didn't make him a threat to anyone."

Since Carradine was in Thailand doing the movie "Stretch", his fans now insist that that was what he was practicing when he had his accident. "He was trying to invent a new way to stretch himself."

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