Cowell Sells Rights to TV Talent Shows to Cover Waxing Bill

Funny story written by Vicky Hinault

Sunday, 6 June 2010

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TV's talent Mogul Simon Cowell is set to sell off the rights to all of his 'talent' shows after a high court battle with a beauty salon who wax the hopefuls' hairy hero.

Cowell who has publicly admitted he waxes large portions of his body, including his hands, has failed to settle his bill with the salon who have been making his skin silky smooth for the last five years.

A waxer at the salon said, "We treat Simon like a star but his bills have grown and grown."

A lawyer representing the Salon said, "His bills, much like his chest hair, have become unmanageable, even for a man with his income, he needs to pay soon or they will refuse service."

Cowell, who has enlisted the help of his make up artist fiancée to cover up his growing tufts, has been buying up the old polar neck's he auctioned for charity until he can settle his outlandish bills.

An insider in Cowell's camp has said that he is hoping to raise enough money from the sales of the rights to his shows to pay for full body electrolysis.

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