Porn Film Producer killed by Porn star, wielding sword

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Those who live by the sword.......

A porn film production worker met his fate at the end of a sword, wielded by porn actor, Stephen Hill.

Stephen Hill met his fate with cameras rolling. Hill will not be receiving any royalties from his final 'movie'. He leapt to his death after being chased to a cliff edge by a SWAT team who had been chasing him.

T.V. crews had been following the events closely but were visibly shaken (not stirred) at the outcome of this 'on camera' chase.

Stephen had arrived at a social gathering of colleagues at a DVD production house where he lived and worked until a week earlier.

You might not recognize the name of this actor as he did go by his professional name, which we promised not to publish for fear that sales of his movies may decrease.

(It's doubtful this would really happen because, in the porn biz this could be seen as more of a 'selling point' than a 'put off'.)

Some people are asking why Stephen was allowed into the studios wielding a sword one week after he had been fired!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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