Ahmadinejad Mocks Obama on TV
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stepped up his rhetoric against President Barack Obama tonight on Iranian TV as he took the stage on "Open Mic Night" at Tehran's "The Humor Centrifuge" comedy club. The Iranian President, dressed in a lime g...
Read full storyAl Gore Says "Light Your Farts, Save The Planet"
Former Vice President and eco-warrior Al Gore unveiled his newest plan to save Earth from climate change.Light your farts. "It's simple" he said today at a climate conference. "Methane is a greenhouse gas and is killing our planet. I have invente...
Read full storyDivorce can be a bitch!
Curtain rods --- Priceless! She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-wat...
Read full storyTiger's therapist reveals secrets of video's uncut version
This weekend startling facts have emerged that shed a different light on the meaning of the Tiger-Nike video. The new details completely contradict the first impressions and interpretations of the video's strange style and Tiger's unusual beari...
Read full storyZsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'
Hollywood - (Fur-Will-Fly!): Their mutual loathing of each other is legendary, much like Wallis Simpson and the Queen Mother. And this weekend Zsa Zsa Gabor slammed bride-to-be Elizabeth Taylor 'a quadriplegic slut' after a glitzy wheelchair-pos...
Read full storyTiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Jim Carrey suddenly seems to think that he is the new Dr. Phil. Carrey remarked that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin "Queen Elin" Nordegren had to have known about his dozen or so infidelities. Carrey said that no married man can...
Read full storyAdopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother
The Russian Government reacted angrily at the actions of an adoptive mother who was at wits end and sent her son back from whence he came; or so we thought. Russia immediately called for a ban on adoption but the truth is they are pissed because they...
Read full storyPolish Moonshot Fails
The long awaited Polish attempt to launch a man to the moon ended in a horrible crash in a Russian forest today killing over hundred passengers including Polish president Lech Kachynski. The space launch was plagued with criticism from the start.
Read full storyClegg, Cameron, Brown ... confused; incredibly happy; not slick
And they're off.....to the races that is! Nope. We're not talking about multiple champion jockey Tony McCoy whose drought finally ended with a thundering charge on favorite Don't Push It. We're talking about England's very own 3 stooges - one of whom...
Read full storyArizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"
An eight year old Gilbert, Arizona girl is being held in a juvenile detention center a state law that most people only thought was a tradition. Mona Jefferson is being held without bail as a flight risk (as she owns both rollerblades and a twelve sp...
Read full storyDame Elizabeth Taylor prepares for her 9th trip down the aisle
It's true, Liz is planning a 9th 'wedding'. Her newest 'beau' is African American talent manager, Jason Winters, 49. It is no secret that Liz was devestated at the passing of long-time friend Michael Jackson. Concerned 'friends' are now wonder...
Read full storyBargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery
Floridian, Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis is to reluctantly undergo penis reduction surgery - and he's blaming it all on climate change! Tryhol explained that his penis, which he affectionately refers to as Tomm...
Read full storyManchester United to Launch Employment Agency
Manchester United have announced plans to diversify and create an employment agency. The new company, provisionally called Red Devils, will aim to find employment in the Manchester area for Manchester United fans. First, they will have to find Manche...
Read full storyJoanna Lumley is 'boiling' again
Joanna Lumley is boiling again. This time she is boiling because no party has approached her to join their ranks. "It's not that I am boiling anxious to become an MP" chortled Lumley swigging vodka like it was going out of style, cigarette smoke curling up her pretty nostrils. "I'm just boiling worried about what this country is coming to as a result of the boiling actions of today's politi...
Read full storyIt's Finger Lickin' Bad
Colonel Saunders is pleased to announce the arrival of his new Spring menu, available at his restaurants in central London. Why not try the following mouth watering offerings: The Minger Tower Bugger Me Meal- a stacked burger with rat droppings, cat sick, dead flies and the Colonels secret spices. Snot Wings-Dead pigeon wings covered in snot from an illegal immigrant employed to work in...
Read full storyHeartache followed by heartbreak at Hampden as huge favourites are humbled
The boys from Dingwall celebrated as the Celtic Bhoys drowned in a sea of misery and chaos. Ross County put the Hoops through the wringer as they ran rings around the Parkhead glitterati. Famous Celtic fan, Susan Boyle, squealed with 50,000 bhoys...
Read full storyColeen Rooney Judges The 2010 Worst Dressed Contest at Aintree
LIVERPOOL - One of England's most famous WAGs Coleen Rooney, wife of Manchester United's Wayne Rooney served as the judge for the Annual Aintree Worst Dressed Contest. Mrs. Rooney said that this year it was an extremely difficult job of judging du...
Read full storyTwinkies "Might Be Fattening"
It has finally been publicly announced that the signature cream filled sponge cake product Twinkies, "might be fattening," (along with Ding Dongs, Snoballs, and fruit pies.) The revelation came as a shock to dieticians and health care profession...
Read full storyStaggies 2 Glasgow Celtic 0
Speechless and frustrated, Celtic, the boys in green, trooped off the pitch at Hampden Park, Glasgow this afternoon. They have lost in the Scottish Cup semi final to Ross County. Downed 2 - 0 by a team of teuchters (please note this IS the correc...
Read full storyThe Untold History of Che's Big Dig
During some of the darkest days of the Cold War, the US, Cuba and the former Soviet Union came very close to setting down the path to nuclear holocaust by way of the Missile Crisis. Of course, the above is known fact and is still taught in school pretty much as-is... which is in itself rather remarkable considering that social and cultural engineering has rewritten so much history that most chi...
Read full storyDon't give USA our Doctors
Obama is trying to recruit British Doctors. Don't let him do this. O.K. so I am now living in Canada, but I'm a true Brit. at heart. British Doctors are amazing, once you can understand them, as most are Asian, very clever in their chosen field but need interpreters with them whilst working with patients. This does mean that Brits. have to pay for the interpreters as well as the wonderfu...
Read full storyUNSAT 2010
Along with the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act that President Obama signed into law on March 23, the President also signed the Universal and Necessary Sexual Addiction Treatment (UNSAT) Act of 2010. Apparently this law was passed during the lunch break the day the Democrats shutdown Congress in order to caucus on health care refo...
Read full storyPolish President Killed in Foggy Airline Crash! Polish Joke Council Meets in Emergency Session.
Warsaw, Poland: Ethnic joke specialists from around the world were summoned to Poland in the wee hours this morning to meet in an emergency joke crafting session after the crash of a Russian airliner carrying the Polish President, and several high r...
Read full storyEnglish Cricket Rocked By Fixing Allegations
English County cricket has been rocked by allegations of fixing. Essex County Cricket Club are currently being investigated. The allegations center around the admissions policy at county championship matches. It is thought that heavy betting took pla...
Read full storyAlex Ferguson: I Quit!
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson sensationally announced last night that he was quitting chewing gum during matches. The legendary football boss said "Recently things have been getting me down. I decided to reassess my life. I don't re...
Read full storyTaylor Swift to Star on Young and the (B)Restless
Nashville - Country music pop star Taylor Swift is slated to debut her acting talents after recently undergoing ruffle enhancement surgery on the popular television soap opera The Young and the Breastless. Swift, who rocketed to success, is well k...
Read full story"Sick" Reality TV Shows get Green Light
A controversial breed of new reality television formats are set for launch at the end of the summer say TV executives. As massive audiences tune in to watch hybrid shows such as "Strictly Come Dancing" - bringing together Come Dancing and Strictl...
Read full storySusan Boyle asks where's my damn shopping M&S
Susan Boyle is not a happy woman. She has been waiting for her M&S home delivery all morning. She has passed the time, squirming at her youtube audition video on her new iPad for hours on end. Someone should tell her there are loads more videos.
Read full storyNew Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food
While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...
Read full storySubo Tweeters up in arms
This writer does not tweet but it has been brought to my attention by another Spoof Writer that some Subo Tweeters are up in arms about what is being spoofed about Susan in the pages of The Spoof. I too am a Subo fan, but I also have a life. The good news is, they must be visiting the pages of The Spoof in order to find out what is being spoofed. They won't ALL be here. They send out a...
Read full storyThe Bastardization of our beloved Kit Kat
It's a sad day for Kit Kat lovers everywhere. We grew up with the slogan, "Have a break. Have a Kit Kat". We always knew what we would be dealing with when we bought a Kit Kat or were given a Kit Kat as a treat. On removing the red and white outer wrapping and then carefully, oh so carefully removing the silver covering, which we would gently smooth out so there was not a wrinkle in site,...
Read full storyAlternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold
After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party. Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with fu...
Read full storyCheryl Cole meets the wise woman
Cheryl Cole has visited a psychic, Jusstine Kenzer, and was so impressed she plans to make another visit to see the psychic next month. In the reading Cheryl was told that love rat Ashley is her soul mate from a past life, so now Cheryl can't wait to...
Read full storyMr Ed & The Grand National
Mr Ed the only talking horse, who recently finished second at Newbury, spoke from his stable today about the Grand National the Worlds Greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and thirty fences at Aintree in Liverpool. We gave Mr Ed some polo mints,...
Read full storyLabour MP sorry he went to visit Gordon Brown
A Labour MP, who is yet to be identified because we cannot see him for bandages allegedly visited out going unelected Prime Minister Bully Brown, at number ten, and emerged as though he had gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson. Workers at number ten we...
Read full storyPutin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'
Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...
Read full storyPutin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!
Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...
Read full storySuicide Bomber says no Virgins in after life
A suicide bomber was miraculously brought back from the brink of death today after his left arm right leg and penis where blown to bits. In his first interview after his near death experience, he stated that he was ready and looking forward to dy...
Read full storyLabour MPS are Klingons
Labour MPs in marginal seats are now being referred to as Klingons because the latest opinion polls show they are going to find it difficult to Klingon to their seats at the next General Election. Many of these MPS have openly admitted that while...
Read full storyCalifornia Prom Canceled After Straight Date Request
San Francisco California : A high school in south western San Francisco is making headlines for refusing to host a high school prom after a straight student demanded she be allowed to to attend with her boyfriend and wear a dress. The primarily s...
Read full storyShroud of Luton Goes on Display
A mysterious religious artifact has gone on display in Luton, Bedfordshire. The shroud is considered by some to be the replica of the arse of Jesus Christ. Sister Mary Mingetickler of Our Lady of Leagrave Catholic Church said "Jesus wiped his arse sh...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...
Read full storyThe Spoof bans jokes about the Handicapped
Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...
Read full storyDavina Mccall to stand for the Labour Party at the general election
Big Brother hostess, Davina Mccall will represent the Labour Party at the general election filling the position vacated by Stuart Maclennan in the Moray constituency in Scotland. Mccall owns properties in Scotland and can trace her ancestry back t...
Read full storyStranger Than Truth: Hillbillies Strike Oil, Move to Californee
Nestled way off the beaten path in the middle of Arkansas, is the little community of Booster. It was here in the midst of the stunning Ozark Mountains that the Stranger Than Truth team was about to uncover one of the biggest secrets ever kept in Hollywood. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed? No, not really. His name was Barkley T. Ledbetter and he often barely managed to keep...
Read full storyTwenty Four Animal Rights Activists/Vegetarians arrested and charged with attempting to destroy America
Police in Meatsville SC responded to complaints about a political rally being held in the downtown area yesterday. Upon arrival police reports indicate that the un-permitted rally in full progress. Lt. K. Bob reported that he found all 24 Meat Bagger...
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