Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any kind of handicap, and Susan Boyle.
So I wrote the following joke about Stephen Hawkings in an effort to test out Lowtons censorship laws.
Stephen Hawkings goes into a bar and says 'Can I **** * ****** ***** **** *** * ****** ** **** please?'
The barmaid replies 'Yes *** ******** * *** *** ***** please'
So Hawkins says 'But **** **** ** **** ****** * ***** ****** legs'
If you can all stop yourselves from laughing at that for a moment then read on because I've managed to slip in a Susan Boyle joke too.
Susan Boyle goes in to a bar and says 'Can I **** *** *** ********* ** ****** ** * please?'
The bar man replies 'Aren't *** **** *** ***** **** *** **** ** Simon Cowell?
So Boyle says 'No *** *** ****** * ****** ** ****** Piers Morgan.'
That one always makes me laugh and hope you enjoyed it too.
I knew Lowton wouldn't keep his word. Cheers Mark. It'll be a sad day if the Spoof ever starts censoring all of our hilarious stories.
