Cheryl Cole meets the wise woman

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Cheryl Cole has visited a psychic, Jusstine Kenzer, and was so impressed she plans to make another visit to see the psychic next month. In the reading Cheryl was told that love rat Ashley is her soul mate from a past life, so now Cheryl can't wait to see the Psychic again next month.

One of Cheryl's friends however has advised her to get a second opinion and go see the wise woman in London, in Trafalgar Square. Cheryl decided to go and see the wise woman and arrived at Trafalgar Square, and asked people if any body knew the wise woman. Eventually she was advised that it was the old woman who was feeding the pigeons, so she went over to speak to her. "Are you the wise woman "said Cheryl. The old lady looked up "There are two things you should know about the wise woman, first I am a Woman, second I am Wise."

Cheryl explained to the wise woman about her life and her husband Ashley, and what the psychic, had said about them being soul mates. "Is Ashley my soul mate" she said.
The Old woman leaned forward and said "Ashes to ashes dust to dust, there are no previous life's and soul mates are an invention of fraudulent Psychics who want to take you for every penny they can get. The Cole man is not your Soul Man."

Cheryl left disappointed with the meeting saying she was going back to the psychic. Its amazing you know how people will pay vast sums of money to be told lies by a fraudulent psychic rather than listen to the truth for nothing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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