It's Finger Lickin' Bad

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Cooked on site, heated up and then shoved up some dog's arse. If you cover it in mayo, nobody will know.

Colonel Saunders is pleased to announce the arrival of his new Spring menu, available at his restaurants in central London.

Why not try the following mouth watering offerings:

The Minger Tower Bugger Me Meal- a stacked burger with rat droppings, cat sick, dead flies and the Colonels secret spices.

Snot Wings-Dead pigeon wings covered in snot from an illegal immigrant employed to work in the kitchen.

Bargain Bucket-you'll need this to be sick in.

Special 5 Pieces Meal-If you can manage more than one piece you are special, as in a special case and you belong in a secure unit.

Remember, this is only available at the Colonel's London stores. Be sure to tell the Health Inspectors.

Any similarity between this story and a real restaurant in London's West End is purely intentional.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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