Manchester United have announced plans to diversify and create an employment agency. The new company, provisionally called Red Devils, will aim to find employment in the Manchester area for Manchester United fans. First, they will have to find Manchester United supporters who live in the Manchester area.
Sir Alex Ferguson is firmly behind the scheme. "I've already placed an ad for eleven footballers. I hope I can find some."
The club has been trying to combat money worries. Recently Feyenoord of Rotterdam moved into the employment agency business. Manchester United believe that they will prove successful in this new venture. Chief recruitment officer Wayne Rooney said "Er......."
People in Manchester remain skeptical. One man, Stig O'Toole, said "They can't find the back of the net often enough. How are they going to find me a job?"
