A suicide bomber was miraculously brought back from the brink of death today after his left arm right leg and penis where blown to bits.
In his first interview after his near death experience, he stated that he was ready and looking forward to dying cause he expected to be surrounded by beautiful lily white virgins.
He was devastated when after his death he was met by a horde of "butch dyke lesbian Demon Nazis" who proceeded to tie his penis into a "sheepshank". He has now filed a law suit against "Osama Bin laden" on the grounds of false advertisement.
He has since denounced the Muslim faith and know claims to be following a much more rational Christen denomination and has become a "Jehovah's Witness" where he expects at the time of the "Rapture" to be lifted from his body to an unknown portion of space then placed in a suspended state of animation until all the sinners left on earth eat themselves alive .
He claims Only after the carnage is complete is when he will then be reawaken placed back into his body to start a new life on a" New Earth" just fore the chosen few where they will all walk around praising Jesus like a clan of mindless body snatchers till the end of time.
